和大侄一起去吃汉堡～ 正要坐下来吃，冲进来一小姑娘，指着大侄说:我找你出来，你没时间，你陪别的女人出来吃汉堡，你瞎啊?她都多大岁数了。
女:我们离婚吧。男:你特么要是敢提离婚劳资 捅死你。女:你特么要是能捅死我，老娘就不跟你离婚了。男:(ˊᵒ̴̶̷̤ꇴᵒ̴̶̷̤ˋ).......
看到一场交通事故：女司机开微型车撞到路虎左前门，女司机吓傻了，撞上之后还在踩油门，轱辘直冒烟！最终一个出租车司机上去帮拉的手刹。路虎司机下车时都快哭了，对那个女司机说：“我特么以为你要整死我呢！”
表姐是个豪爽的性格，总爱抢着买单。 昨天表姐和她未婚夫去领证，交钱时， 她将十块钱拍在桌子上说:这次我请客了…………
There was a farmer who raised watermelons. He was doing pretty well but he was disturbed by some local kids who would sneak into his watermelon patch（西瓜地）at night and eat his watermelons. After some careful thought he comes up with a clever
老公出差 今天打电话问我“老婆，可以找小姐吗”？我说好啊“你怎么花出去的钱，我就怎么给你找回来”老公“..........”
