此系本人的亲身经历,转述如下,聊以一笑: 某日,昏昏欲睡于自习室,忽然,耳边飘来后面两位男士的切切私语: 甲曰:“那笔汽车卖得如何?” 已对曰:“差不多了。” 已问:“飞机的销路如何?” 甲曰:“卖的很快。” 顿时,我的睡意全消,忍不住回头瞟了二人一眼,二人聊性正浓,这时, 甲不无遗憾的说道:只可惜十来张刘德华全砸手里了…。 恍然顿悟。
今天礼拜六,闺蜜打电话来说跟来找我玩儿。我问“你男朋友呢?不去约会吗?”闺蜜:“哎,别提了,他老婆不让他出门!” 我…………
支付宝想做社交简单啊,只要做个“附近的有钱人”功能就行!
晚上跟老婆躺在床上,双双失眠,于是我就自己一个人在默默的数羊中,老婆发现后也加进来,我数一只,她数一只羊,三只羊,四只羊,五只羊,六只羊,一百零八只羊。我迷迷糊糊的嘴里含糊不清,即将进入梦乡。啪!老婆一巴掌扇我脸上:麻痹!到你了。卧槽!!!!
A man was driving to work when a truck ran a stop sign ... hit his car broadside, and knocked him cold. Passerbys pulled him from the wreck and revived him. He began a terrific struggle and had to be tranquilized by the medics. Later, when
球星的儿子对球星说:“爸爸我以后也要当你那样的足球明星!”球星伤心地对儿子说:“不,儿子!你长大了还是当一名裁判吧,因为再精彩的进球,如果被判成越位的话,也只能认倒霉……”