有个好吃懒做的年轻人,受够了贫穷的生活!于是他天天跪在佛主面前:佛主啊佛主,求求您让我中个大奖吧!我今生今世一定好好供奉您!直到有一天,当年情人跪在佛主面前的时候,佛主开口说话了:施主啊施主,每次开奖的时候我都跑到开奖中心帮你摇号码,为什么你每次都不买彩票呢?
There was a woman who was pregnant with twins, and shortly before they were due, she had an accident and went into a coma. Her husband was away on business, and unable to be reached. While in the coma, she gave birth to her twins, and the o
和朋友去吃饭,朋友要了个尖椒豆腐,服务员端上来, 朋友吃了一口便叫,说:“这菜怎么有味呢?” 服务员闻了闻确实有味,忙道歉,过一会又上一盘, 朋友刚吃了一口又叫,说:“你们菜是过期的吧,怎么有味呢?” 服务员顿时晕了,这时厨师来了,闻了闻也纳闷,刚准备拿走,朋友就叫喊起来了:“先生,请您把鞋子穿上。”
哥那时长发及肩,还喜欢扎个小辫子,一日去饭店吃饭,腹中不适去蹲wc,一酒醉熏熏大叔推门进来,看了我一眼,赶快扭头:道歉说走错了,来不及解释他就去对面了,清晰的听到对面一声尖叫……
媳妇你想啊,它每天都大体力工作,又在最深处工作,工作的地方又阴暗潮湿,最重要的是每次都干到吐,能不罢工嘛。
一位先生对别人说:我太太和我意见不和。她想要一件毛皮大衣,而我想要一部新车。最后我们互相妥协了,买一件毛皮大衣,然后把它收到车库里。