Teacher: Here are two birds, one is a swallow, the other is sparrow. Now who can tell us which is which?
Student: I cannot point out but I know the answer.
Teacher: Please tell us.
Student: The swallow is beside the sparrow and the sparr
A thief with a long record was brought before the judge.Judge: Have you ever stolen things?Thief: Oh, now and then.Judge: And where have you stolen these things?Thief: Oh, here and there.Judge: Right. Lock him up, officer.Thief: Hey, when d