Just as I began my Christmas Eve service, the electricity in the church failed. The ushers and I found some candles and placed them around the sanctuary. Then I reentered the pulpit, shuffled my notes, and muttered, "Now, where was I?" A ti
visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?
游客:住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康?
local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.
乡下佬:是的,先生。我刚到这时,我既不会走路也不能吃硬的东西。
visitor: what was the matter with you?
游客:你怎么了?