英文段子：可怜的男人

A man sat at a bar, had the saddest hangdog expression. Bartender: "What's the matter? Are you having troubles with your wife?" The man: "We had a fight, and she told me that she wasn't going to speak to me for a month." Bartender: "That should make you happy." The man: "No, the month is up today!" 一个男人坐在酒吧里，伤心至极。 酒吧招待：“你怎么了？跟老婆闹矛盾了？” 男人：“我们吵了一架，她说一个月都不跟我说话。” 酒吧招待：“那你应该高兴才是啊！” 男人：“不，今天是这个月的最后一天。”