在一个旅馆登记处时,我听到前面一对夫妇要求房间里至少有一张双人床。服务员歉意答道,空房间都是只有两张单人床的了。失望之余,那男人咕哝了一句:“这可如何是好,44年来我们一直同衾共枕。” 这时,那位妇人又向服务员要求道:“你们能尽量把两张床拉近一些吗?”
据医学杂志报道说,接吻是有损身体健康的。 您算说对了。我前天晚上吻了牧师的女儿,被他撞见后挨一顿臭揍,直到现在还直不起腰哩。
木对焚说:瞧,你旁边有明火,还不赶快报警让人来灭火。
非诚勿扰女嘉宾根本不算什么,要知道宿管阿姨可以灭一整栋楼男生的灯!
心情是一条河,它的状态取决于它的深度:深水沉静,浅水喧哗。
A lady went to a pet shop to buy a parakeet. She asked the clerk for a bird that could sing. The man sold her a parakeet, and she took it home. There, she examined the bird and found out it had a broken leg. She returned to the store with t