众公鸟追母鸟引颈长鸣，一公鸟眼睛红红不语，母鸟心动。新婚，母鸟：你真酷，当时咋不叫？公鸟：那天喝多了……怕吐
下午看一起奇葩的车祸，一小车和一电三轮，两司机目测都一八零，下车没吵几句就打起来了，最后才知道两个都是结巴，都认为对方在学自己说话，打到后来打累了两大哥坐一起抽烟..
下课路上，室友突然嘿了一声，我立马配合哈了一声。高潮来了，一男生接着就唱到：“是谁送你来到我身边。”旁边一帅哥踹了他一脚：“真特么给劳资丢脸。”
哪吒他爹在酒桌上大怒道：“早知道三儿子这么能惹事，当年就该把他射在墙上！”孙悟空他爹深吸了一口烟：“没用的....”
There was an old man whose family could no longer afford to take care of him. So the family decided that a nusring for the aged would be appropriate. Of course the old man rejected the idea, but no sooner he was convinced that it was the ri
老公有时爱喝点小酒，一般喝了酒都会赶他去睡沙发。有次回老家几天，一大早赶回来开门一看，老公在沙发上睡得正香，上去拍了他几下，为啥不进屋睡，他迷迷糊糊的说，喝酒了，老婆不让进去睡。尼玛，我都没在家你还在客厅睡沙发。
