崩溃啊室友A吐槽:“刚刚被一个看起来比我大的女生叫学姐真是不爽!”室友B:“上次被一个十七八岁的孩子叫阿姨整个人都不美丽了!”另一个室友幽幽的来了一句“都尼玛知足吧,公交车上让个座被一个八十多岁的老太太摸着手叫大妹子时我都崩溃了!!!!”
某男在黑社会做卧底,一天他给上级打电话:“长官,你快把我调回去吧!我做卧底都做到老二了,如果哪天老大挂了,我就是老大了...”
我那张黑白艺术照确实挺好看,可是妈妈您把放大了,裱起来放客厅正中央了 让我觉得哪哪都不对了……
孩子:妈妈,给我二十块钱。.妈妈:没有。孩子:如果你给我钱,我就告诉你,你不在的时候爸爸对女佣说了些什么。妈妈:好的,给你。宝贝儿,快告诉我他说了什么?孩子:爸爸说,贝蒂,麻烦你帮我把这件衬衫熨一下。
肯德基吃完饭,一个大哥向外走,使劲拽门,打不开,大哥回头对两个女人说:你看,不吃饱拽不开门!!服务员:大哥,,推!!
A man was hit by a cab in the street. He was brought to the hospital. His wife who was standing up by his bed, said to the doctor: "I think that he is very ill." "I am afraid that he is dead."said the doctor, Hearing this, the man moved his