随机应变的说谎者

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stranger: catch any fish?陌生人：钓到鱼了吗？fisherman: did i! i took forty out of this stream this morning.钓鱼者：我是谁？一早晨我就在这条小溪钓到了40多条鱼呢。stranger: know who i am? i'm the game warden.陌生人：你知道我是谁吗？我是这里的渔猎执行官。fisherman: know who i am? i'm the biggest liar in the state.钓鱼者：那你知道我是谁吗？我是全国最大的说谎者。