我是你的什么？” “你是我的粽子啊。” “啊？原来我是它啊！” “这样我就可以为你宽衣解带了~~~”
Doctor," she said loudly, bouncing into the room, "I want you to say frankly what's wrong with me."He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length, "I've just three things to tell you. First, your weight wants reducing by near
朋友的女友提出分手，临别时朋友问原因，女的送给他一道公式145x154/d2:1，哥们研究N多天不解，纳闷喝酒。正到飘飘时又默默念了那句公式，顿时觉悟“一事无成一无是处的2比1”，顿时佩服的五体投地！
昨天晚上去路边吃烧烤，旁边坐俩小孩，大概十四五。其中一个说，喝点白的还是红的？另一个说，今天凉快，整点白的吧！我正想这俩小伙行啊，年龄不大酒量不错…就听第一个说话的小伙对着服务员大喊一声，来两瓶营养快线！
圣诞节看到的一条最悲情最心寒的人人状态，他写道：“请各位高富帅今晚在宾馆啪啪啪的时候温柔一点，她有可能是我以后的老婆...”
放学后打架，我叫了十几个人，对方只叫了我妈。。。。
