a patient said to his doctor, "doc, please give me something that will stimulate me, excite me, and put me in a, very, very highly stimulated spirit, a fighting, excited spirit."病人跟医生说：“医生，请给我一些可以振奋、刺激、充满斗志的药。”so the doctor said, "don't wor
一个朋友, 才来英国不都是要去警察局注册嘛，我那个朋友当时英文不是一般的差，他连警察局怎么说都不知道。但是他还是很有勇气，一个人打算去警察局注册。走在路上，他随便抓了一个老爷爷，想问说警察局在哪里。但是他发音不标准，把police说成please，那个老爷爷挣扎了半天，听不懂～于是他着急了： “please啊，wear hat, use gun！”一边说一边还比划动作。终于那个老爷爷听懂了，然后回答他： ‘you want to find police? they are e
