.I've Just Bitten My Tongue"Are we poisonous?" the young snake asked his mother. "Yes, dear," she replied - "Why do you ask?" "Cause I've just bitten my tongue! "我姐姐是一位小学老师。一次一个学生告诉她说一只鸟儿在教室外 的树上垒了个窝。 “是什么鸟呢?”我姐姐问她。 “我没看到鸟儿,老师,只看到鸟窝。”那孩子回答说
IBM: I Blame Microsoft(我责备微软)BASIC: Bill’’s Attempt to Seize Industry Control(比尔的企图:夺取工业控制)ISDN: It Still Does Nothing(它仍然什么都不做)DOS: Defunct Operating System(已死亡的操作系统)MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs(大部