A cat and her four kittens ran into a large dog. When the kittens cowered, the cat let out a series of loud barks, scaring the dog away.Turning to her kittens, the cat said, "You see how important it is to know a second language."
.一对恋人在自习室里一起学英文,突然女孩想放屁,但又不好意思,于是急中生智问男孩:“你想听布谷鸟是怎样叫的吗?”男孩点头。女孩模仿:“咕咕,咕咕。”乘机把屁放了。女孩问:“好听吗?”男孩答:“放屁声太大,没听到。”女孩很不好意思,遂指着书上的三个单词,男孩念到:“peace war found(屁是我放的)”。