高中政治课上，老师：“张三李四王麻子，这几个人……”后排角落里传来一句：三个人。
那美女穿的超短裙很漂亮，我想买给老婆。我问她姑娘你这裙子哪买的？她骂我臭流氓，叫我放下。
侍者：请结帐！ 顾客：天哪！怎么两个煎鸡蛋就一百元！难道这儿的鸡蛋就这么稀罕吗？ 侍者：不，先生！这儿稀罕的不是鸡蛋，而是顾客！
纳尼的意思是老和尚和老尼姑， 看“老衲”收了你， 方丈你就从了“贫尼”吧
某局张局长突然接到一封加急电报。电文是：母亲病危，父亲去世，望速归。阅毕，张局长痛不欲生，边哭边在电报回单上签字。邮递员接过来一看，竟是“同意”。
A country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.It was so far out, there was no electricity. When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child
